Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four - text písně

My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be
Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me
Lefty? Yeah but that was alright
She was hotter than the sun
But she just wasn't that bright
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have been
Much better company
Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now
She's a flunky
So my love for her died quicker
Than a batch of Sea Monkeys
Early bird gets the worm spread your legs
Or spread the word
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd
I'm white which goes with everything
But I can come in any color
And I'm looking for the kind of girl
That reminds me of my mother
But it's hard to find a girl
With a viper tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know
That can play the harmonica with their pussies?
Like em' easy and hot
And sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat, gee
You know what I really want in a girl? Me

I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina

Women are like dog, doo
Hear me through don't interrupt
It's just the older that they are the easier
They get to pick-up
I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs
From her rafters
Old hens would rather put out
Than be put out to the pasture
No age just ain't a gauge
I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me fat-free American singles only
I want my next chick anorexic
The winner is the thinner
Won't have to take her skinny ass out
To a fancy dinner
Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up
I can put up with her crap
Let her lash out and crack the whip
But not in bed I don't play rough
No I can't be tied down with a girl
That wants me tied up
Just independent like NOFX
Smart like Janeane Garafolo
She'd use big words to make fun of me
So that I would never know
Bestow upon me all her wisdom
Of the Dewey Decimal System, gee
You know what I really want in a girl? Me

I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Kevin Klein? Kind of South Carolina

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