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Album: Player Select
Poznámka: vydáno/Veröffentlichung: 12/2014

Hey, welcome to Mortal Kombat High School
You're the new transfer student
From Street Fighter High, right?
Yeah, I'm Ken! I like wearing red
And making friends, yay!
What's up, I'm Johnny Cage, let me show you around
I'll introduce you to the crew
And tell you how to get down
That hottie doing homework over there
Is Sonya Blade
She's the most popular girl
In the whole entire grade
And that's Liu Kang
His kick flip helped the track team
Win the relay race
Mileena's sorta sexy
But she's kinda got a butter face
And over there is Raiden
He's the smartest kid in class
And this is Shang Tsung
He'll pull your spine out through your ass

You're in Mortal Kombat High
Where the girls are fine
But there's a pretty good chance you'll die
(Like 105% baby!)
That's right, it's time to test your might
So take your best friend
And impale him on these spikes

Johnny Cage I don't know
If I'm gonna fit in at this school
Hey, don't worry Ken
The students here are super chill and cool
Scorpion's romantic, and he's gentle as a deer
Let's listen to the new love song he wrote
It's called "Come Here!"
(La, la, la, la, la, la, la) Come here
(La, la, la, la, la) Get over here
This is Goro, he's a demon
And he really loves to kill
He'll pull your nutsack up over your head
And roll you down a hill
And Kano, he is criminally insane oh
By the way though
If I say so I can make Sub-Zero
Crush your skull like Play-Doh
The moral is Street Fighter High can't deal
With the fatalities
And if you fuck with us
Your death is an eventuality
You'd better watch your back
'cause we will be watching you closely
And if you step to us you know
That ass is gettin TOAST-YYY

(Yeah-eah-eahhh!) It's prime time for romance
And if you tell her your details
She'll decapitate you with a fan
There's a chance You will not survive this dance
There are so many wonderous ways
For us to kill your ass

Killed at a blood transfusion! (Donate-tality!)
Stabbed while ejaculating! (Masturbatality!)
Eating too much pasta! (Carbohydratality!)
I'm having trouble peeing, that's a Prostatetality!
Killed as you're concieved! (Procreatality!)
Muerte Espaniol! (Translatality!)
Cut by triple axel! (Figure Skateality!)
I like it when a girl has a nice personality!
I'll see myself out

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