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Album: Starbomb
Poznámka: vydáno/Veröffentlichung: 12/2013

Hey
Hey
Alright
Yeah
Aww yeah

My name is Link, y'all
I'm straight outta Hyrule
Been on the force o' good since 1986, old school
I'm bringin' you a laid-back summertime jam
Hold on a minute Link!
Hey, what's up old man?

I see that you're embarkin'
On another epic quest
You're gonna use your ocarina
To rescue the princess
But you'll need a magic weapon
That'll never ever miss
It's dangerous to go alone, take this

Oh, thanks Old Man, that is really very nice
I can always count on you for helpful
Friendly advice
Though I've never seen a sword of quite
That shape or size
Oh god, that's not a sword!
It's your dick in disguise

Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my schween
Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean
Wait a minute Link, don't leave the cave
Where do you think you're going?
This is a great chance to fondle a scrotum
That you're blowing

That. Was. Weird
But whatever there is no time to lose
I gotta warp on outta Zelda
In this chilled out groove
Wait, this isn't Ganon's lair
I'm in Liberty City
This place looks just like Philadelphia
But even more shitty
I'm at the corner of Dead Cop
And Prostitute Junction
Something in my Ocarina must have gone
And malfunctioned
I gotta fix it quickly there is justice to do
Hold on a minute Link!
Old Man, is that you?

This is a place you can't survive
With just your sword and your wits
It's dangerous to go alone, take this
Well that's really kind o- D'aaah!
That's your wrinkled dick again
Look, I know I wear a tunic but I'm not into men

Don't be that way bitch let me introduce you
To my three best friends Mr. Johnson
And the Juice Crew
If you see the Princess Zelda
Well you know you're gonna grab her
So why don't you try to come grab
My inflatable poo jabber

Oh my godD!
I gotta warp outta here, Princess Zelda awaits
I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late
Okay, now I really don't know where I am
Hold on a minute Link!
God damn it, Old Man!

You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss
It's dangerous to go alone, take

No!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, I'm not giving you a
Not touching your we
Stop the chilled out groove!
Jeez!
You come in here telling me you got
A weewee weapon
It's not cool, I'm not gonna touch it
I'm not gonna splllll NO!

So is that a "No" on the handjob or...? Okay

Přidal: semir11 dne 16. 05. 2015 v 08:34.
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